AOC's lessons on avoiding ICE
And it's not about the proper way to drink bourbon
AOC just finished promoting a webinar on the many ways to evade DHS law enforcement. Human smugglers have now likely included her name on their perpetual Valentines recipients list...as well as her tips into their Want-to-Travel-to-the-US brochures. Business is faltering and they need all the propaganda they can get.
To further her career as an advocate for the lawless, here are a few additional webinars for her consideration:
Banking? Tips for Parking the Getaway Car
Turnstile Jumping for Plus Sizes
DNA and You: Cleaning up your Invisible Trail
Subway Freedom, How to Avoid Intrusive Cameras
Mostly Peaceful Protesting: Efficient Incendiaries
Best Diversions part I: Slipping out of Restaurant Checks
Exercise while Shoplifting: Cardio tips
It should be noted that she chose not to attend the ICE evasion webinar since it ran concurrently with Congress’ internal webinar, “Make a Killing in the Stock Market the Congressional Way.”