The Week in Cartoons

Paging Dr. Juju, the Lapmedia, @#$%ed Chuck, Duck Taped Dems, and Polonium-210

Paging Dr. Papa Juju

A recent article discussed the Democrats’ efforts at a “post-mortem” to better understand why they lost so surprisingly (at least to them) in the last election. Then my post-mortem - medical metaphor - doctor - witch doctor mental meandering led to this cartoon. Continued on Substack…

Lapmedia

We know how badly the news media covered for Biden and the shadow government while Biden napped, but when did they quit being the fourth estate and began being a mere accessory in Dr. Jill’s purse?

And was she a little overconfident in her pet name for them; NEUTER, Nimbly Evading Uncomfortable Truths, Eagerly Rationalizing?

The Doomed Schume, the @#$%ed Chuck

How bad off is Chuck Schumer if he gets beaten by the pro-Palestine cheerleading squad leader, AOC? He loses 45% to 33% among Jewish Democrats in this hypothetical poll.

Duck Taped Dems

Democrats have a peculiar knack for dodging sincere condemnation of anything destructive that’s celebrated by their voters. It’s the one time they’ll quickly back away from a microphone after tsk tsking “I’m shocked, just shocked.”

Blast from the Past

Many may recall Putin’s November 2006 poisoning of KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko with radioactive Polonium-210. Few may realize, though, that tobacco, due to it’s propensity to absorb radium from the soil with Po-210 tagging along as a decay product, provides a small dose of the highly radioactive isotope.

But, but, but any food from the soil might have Polonium! Sure, but you don’t smoke carrots, thus avoiding a direct path to the blood stream.